So... I really wasn't planning on doing a post till 2013, but I recently did this Bupa online health assessment and the results were too hilarious not to share.
I like doing these tests, as evidenced here and I've also done a similar Medibank Private one, which is only available to members which is why I haven't posted it publicly.
Without further ado, here are my results. All pictures are screen grabs from Bupa's result page.
I'm quite flattered. That's the best result any of these assessments have ever given me. But wait... there's more...
Here's how I can improve my health.
That's right, by having kids. I don't know about you, but that's a pretty drastic move there to improve my health... Well, looks like the BF and I had better get crackin' O.o
But wait... what are my health risks? What chances do I have of getting breast cancer?
Apparently, not a lot. But, I do have death looming overhead as a leading cause of ... death. Glad to know that when I go, it's highly likely because I died. Thanks Bupa.
Oh, and that bit of red next to breast cancer is meant to indicate the risk incurred due to lifestyle. I tried to work out what in my life could be elevating my chances of getting breast cancer, and then I realized it's because I don't have any children.
Tsk tsk. Me and my unhealthy child-less ways!
My verdict? Probably one of the least helpful assessments that I've done. Seriously! It's given me the best rating for health, and I know for a fact that I'm not a perfect picture of health. That being said, it has given me the most giggles.
If you try the test, let me know how you went and what you think of it. It takes about 15 minutes so make sure you have plenty of time to spare!